Unfortunate Spacemen All Perk Tier List (Worst to Best)

What I believe to be THE WORST perk in the game is Decoy.

The reason for this ranking is because most of the time the spacemen are going to move around and, well, so will the monster, revealing which one is the real one.

The second worst perk in my opinion is Action Hero.

The reason for this is because Action Hero has way too many debuffs, and, it’s easy enough to find a weapon already, you don’t really need to start with an assault rifle. If you do not know what Action Hero does, it basically removes your gear slot, which is usually really helpful, and removes your keycard, which is also helpful. In return you just get an assault rifle and less spread with ONLY the assault rifle.

In 20th place I put Chitin.

It was kinda a tie between Chitin and Decorpsinator but Chitin is only useful for less damage and stealth, as well as not being detected by tripmines. It’s basically “It’s not me so I’m good right?”

19th, is Decorpsinator.

Again, this is only good for stealth, but it’s good for disguising as other players. Most people have mics and use them ingame, but if they don’t have a mic and you kill them, ooooh, this can be helpful. Then again, it is hard to really do so.

In 18th we have Void Beast.

This perk is not used very often, but it’s only good for quick attacks.

17th is the Spare Keycard.

This can be helpful for Action Hero and Monster, this is basically the only time you should use Spare Keycard. There are so little opportunities when someone steals your keycard, that you shouldn’t really waste a perk slot on this if you are not an Action Hero or Monster.

Ok, this point forward everything is helpful.

This is REALLY helpful as the monster, because if you’ve stalled long enough for the rocket to appear but you don’t get it, this perk can save your butt if they hit you. Might not be used often, but DAMN is it good for surviving.

15th is Nictitating Membrane.

This is useful if someone tries to prove you are the monster by stun grenades, or if you try to pick off easy targets if they are low heath. I really don’t understand why it reduces explosion damage, but hey, I ain’t complaining.

14th is Medical Nanobots.

You ever just like, never want to find a health station? Basically what this thing does for you is gives you 10 extra hp and let’s you have natural regen. It’s perfect for when someone/yourself acidentally locks the door on you or someone decides to give you a little “love tap” and you don’t wanna use the health station.

In 13th we have the Acid Monster.

Acid monster is good if you lay LOTS of eggs. It’s also good for attacking to lower the hp of a spacemen with acid spit. Instead of your eggs just slowly killing spacemen until someone shoots it off, it’s good for insta-killing them.

In 12th Toxic Ink takes the spot.

If you are in a very crowded room and you just wanna strike, Toxic Ink is really good for doing that massive extra damage to them.

Hey we are halfway through already! Well, in 11th, we have Antibodies!

Antibodies is really good for spacemen if you don’t like the colorblind virus, and you really want to prove yourself innocent, so then it is harder for the Monster to take your identity. It is also good for monster just in case someone injects you with health syringe.

Nocturnal is honestly one of the most underrated alien perks, it takes 10th place.

This is just for if you like power outages, because you get SUPER BUFFED during them. Like, it’s nothing but AMAZING.

Welder is really good if you want to either stay alive, or find out where the monster is.

The welder can repair doors, weld doors shut so that they have to be destroyed to get through, and repair cameras. It’s honestly really good.

Pretty underrated. Intake Valves takes 8th position.

This regens oxygen 3x faster, making it perfect for doing tasks, makes you immune to the fire extinguisher, monster or not, and also makes parasites kill you wayyyyy slower. Given, I still did die to a parasite because the crewmates are idiots, but gives you a much higher chance of survival.

Magnetic Boots are, unlike some others I mentioned, OVERRATED.

They only help you not get sucked out of airlocks and E.M.Es but, like, if you are good enough you can avoid those on your own and, well, just make sure no one is nearby when you are shooting a sample/crate from the E.M.Es.

I feel like a lot of people will hate me for putting this near the top… Springy Step takes 6th.

In any game where you have to do tasks, being efficient is key. How can you get more efficient than Springy Step? Highly underrated. It also let’s you interact with most things almost instantly, making you the task manager of Unfortunate Spacemen.

This perk let’s you be a quick but loud force to be reckoned with. Posterior Claws takes 5th.

This just… let’s you be SUPER fast as a monster. You can be quick and agile because you move at a whopping 25% increased rate and jump a 3x higher! And if that wasn’t enough, you can dodge while airborn! this makes you a hard to hit monster of doom.

This isn’t underrated for once, because it is SO GOOD!

Patience let’s you stay as a spacemen the ENTIRE game if you’re good enough and let chaos ensue. You get a +30 shapeshift energy boost and it stacks with the oxygen tank as well. Plus, if you take any damage at all, you can go to a health station and use it, which also replenishes your disguise meter! Honestly, the best thing if you want to hear everyone argue about who is it.

Extra damage is ALWAYS good. Titanium claws take 3rd place!

Titanium claws gives you a +2 claw damage boost and stacks with your monster level that increases when someone dies. Your claws also do a whopping 7x damage to doors, making those puny keycards and welders less useful. It also gives your claws a unique sound when you hit someone.

THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST UNDERRATED PERK IN THE GAME. Janitor is 2nd place.

Janitor has sooo many good buffs. So first, you start with a fire extinguisher, you can use this to check all your crewmates, (unless they have intake valve perk) making human’s lose a little oxygen, and making the monster lose disguise. If you use this enough on the monster, the monster will be forced to transform. Make sure others are around you though. otherwise you might die without revealing the monster. The fire extinguisher also puts out fires by the way. then you have the Stun Baton. This is crazy good for making the monster unable to attack you, or for stunning crewmates, transforming and eating them alive. There is also the ability to unlock locked doors using your own keycard, so if the monster is trying to run away with his keycard, he wont have much luck. And finally, you have the ability to clear landing pad debris by walking over debris. Combine this with Springy Step and you are basically the most efficient task person.

Space Milk is almost legit cheating! The BEST perk in the game is Space Milk.

This chocolate space milk basically allows you to cheat death itself. You can tell if a player has space milk or not by looking on their right leg. There should be a box of space milk on their right leg. If you get hit by a non-explosive lethal damage you will chug some space milk. You only can use it once per life. You are invincible while drinking it, and will be sent into a void showing a big alien in what seems to be a blue void. (You can learn more about what the alien is by completing story missions) You then will be transported to a completely random spawn point on the map. you will then have your remaining hp left, but your max hp will be halved. Basically a second chance. Too op. If you are the monster, it will only activate if you take non-explosive lethal damage while you are disguised as a crewmate.