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Pizza Game: All Endings

Posted on December 27, 2019

The Endings for every character, including the True Ending (also a few achievements)
(This is kind of a spoiler)

 

Lamp Routes

 Pizza Game: All Endings


Lamp ED 1: Slam Dunk

(not S Ending yet, I’m working on it)

day 1
I am a spy
i come from 8 gnrations of spy
bug facts (I don’t even know if this choice matters or not)
Somethign cool
Accept and Smooch
set the paper on fire
Tell him some advice

day 2
Ironic Sk8board park
Listen to Lamp.

day 3
About Lamp…
Turn Lamp around a bunch of times
They is all breakfast
OBJECTO!!

day 4
(you can save the game here and load for the rest of the routes)
always dribble correctly (you gotta be quick, otherwise Mr. Nae will own you)
Posters
Lamp

day 5
BFE2A2
Lamp Chow
Yes
Feelings for lamp
Liking porcupines
Shoot (bball)
Shoot the baskot

 

Lamp ED 2: Basket

C so far

day 1
I am a spy
i come from 8 gnrations of spy
bug facts (I don’t even know if this choice matters or not)
Somethign cool
Accept and Smooch
set the paper on fire
Tell him some advice

day 2
Ironic Sk8board park
Listen to Lamp.

day 3
About Lamp…
Turn Lamp around a bunch of times
They is all breakfast
OBJECTO!!

day 4
dribble correctly 1-4 times
posters
Lamp

day 5
BFE2A2
Lamp Chow
Yes
Ask about arms

 

Lamp ED 3: Airball (Bad Ending)


day 1
I am a spy
i come from 8 gnrations of spy
bug facts (I don’t even know if this choice matters or not)
Somethign cool
Accept and Smooch
set the paper on fire
Tell him some advice

day 2
Ironic Sk8board park
Listen to Lamp.

day 3
About Lamp…
Turn Lamp around a bunch of times
They is all breakfast
OBJECTO!!

day 4
just do whatever when the dribbling part comes up
Posters
Arimnaes
No (you heartless)

Roobit Routes

Pizza Game: All Endings

I managed S Route for all Roobit routes! yaay

 

Roobit ED 1: Express


day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Something non-threatning
Pelitely decline
Give your best effort
Hand him $3 bill tip

day 2
Non
Of crouse!
say hello back at him
The size
Minestrone is not a sald
Ring up his total (Or smile for Keen points)

day 3
Business card
Gumball Machine
Tap dance
It wont work
Waking up neighbor with shoe

day 4
Gumball
(idk if the order of investigation matters, but I alwas go with Arim – Keen – Boo)
Ask Arim about his alibbi
Ask Keen about the vitcim
Ask Boo about having to pee
He was kill outside dumpster
Mr. Naes
… that your from space?
mash Z to believe (press L to ruin your progress and get an achievement)

day 5
(you can save here, each answer gives a different Roobit ending)
I love yOU!!

 

Roobit ED 2: Standard


day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Something non-threatning
Pelitely decline
Give your best effort
Hand him $3 bill tip

day 2
Non
Of crouse!
say hello back at him
The size
Minestrone is not a sald
Ring up his total (Or smile for Keen points)

day 3
(you can save here and load for the Keen routes)
Business card
Gumball Machine
Tap dance
It wont work
Waking up neighbor with shoe

day 4
Gumball
idk if the order of investigation matters, but I alwas go with Arim – Keen – Boo
Ask Arim about his alibbi
Ask Keen about the vitcim
Ask Boo about having to pee
He was kill outside dumpster
Mr. Naes
… that your from space?
mash Z to believe (press L to ruin your progress and get an achievement)

day 5
(you can save here, each answer gives a different Roobit ending)
I’ll miss u!

 

Roobit ED 3: Ground (Bad Ending)


day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Something non-threatning
Pelitely decline
Give your best effort
Hand him $3 bill tip

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day 2
Non
Of crouse!
say hello back at him
The size
Minestrone is not a sald
Ring up his total (Or smile for Keen points)

day 3
Business card
Gumball Machine
Tap dance
It wont work
Waking up neighbor with shoe

day 4
Gumball
idk if the order of investigation matters, but I alwas go with Arim – Keen – Boo
Ask Arim about his alibbi
Ask Keen about the vitcim
Ask Boo about having to pee
He was kill outside dumpster
Mr. Naes
… that your from space?
mash Z to believe (press L to ruin your progress and get an achievement)

day 5
(you can save here, each answer gives a different Roobit ending)

I never paid you back!

 

Keenarnor Routes

Pizza Game: All Endings

Keen ED 1: Classic

S Route! yay!!

day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Something non-threatning
Pelitely decline
Give your best effort
Hand him $3 bill tip

day 2
Non
Of crouse!
say hello back at him
The size
Minestrone is not a sald
Smile

day 3
Half-eaten napkin
Tap dance
Maybe ask keen?
Hangign shoe on poles

day 4
There are no choices here? I think?

day 5
Cats
stare silently…
I love you!!!

Keen ED 2: Diet

F, but I think that’s on purpose? (Managed a D in my older playthrough though)

day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Something non-threatning
Pelitely decline
Give your best effort
Hand him $3 bill tip

day 2
Non
I don’t know… seems supcison
say hello back at him
The quantity
Didnt specify dressing
Order a pizza back at him

day 3
Roobit
Half-eaten napkin
Threaten
Look for rubbing alcohol
No (Yes and guess the right element for an achievement)
Shoe cannons

day 4
nothing to do here

day 5
same here, just read til the end

Keen ED 3: Zero (Bad Ending)

S! Yaaaay

day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Something non-threatning
Pelitely decline
Give your best effort
Hand him $3 bill tip

day 2
Non
Of crouse!
order a pizza from him
Shooting Star, then roll back and do the order properly:
say hello back at him
The size
Minestrone is not a sald
Smile

day 3
Half-eaten napkin
Tap dance
Maybe ask keen?
Hangign shoe on poles

day 4
nothing to do here

day 5
Cats
Ask about hobbies
im actually sav

Chris Routes

Pizza Game: All Endings

Chris ED 1: Well Done

S Route!

day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Horatio
Accept and smooch
set the paper on fire
Tell him some advice

day 2
ur DAZZLIGN blue eyes
Poetry Slam!
Murder Chris…

day 3
Search the garbagge
The Poemegranates (I chose the first one)
Idk if the poem matters, choose all of the aaaaaaaa options for an achievement
For the people who hate making decisions:
Armed with my love guns
Ready for the mortal coil
Interwoven destinies…
Mysteries surround us.
Not all who wander are lost.
Afternoons spent together
Even still, this is love
Soon I hope we will reuinite.

day 4
defeat Mr. Arimnae (it’s easiest to defend – if you defend in every fight but the final one you get an achievement)
Comunity Center
Oatmeal
LEARN.
To be well-rounded
F-Frienship?
Go to the Twist Shop and buy Hot Sauce just to be sure
Go to the Town PIzza next and defeat Boo (defending only works the first time I think or until you got the pacifist achievement)
Go to the Grogery store and defeat Brain by either fighting, defending or taking a bunch of pictures

day 5
you can buy stuff at the Twist Shop one last time, buy the Cool Guy Dictionary if you can (because that insta-kills Sav and makes your life a whole lot easier)
Use the Dictionary on Sav
His horns (duh)
Have boobs
Glomp

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Pizza Game: All Endings

Chris ED 2: Medium-Rare

S-Rank

day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Horatio
Accept and smooch
set the paper on fire
Tell him some advice

day 2
ur DAZZLIGN blue eyes
Poetry Slam!
Murder Chris…

day 3
Search the garbagge
The Poemegranates (I chose the first one)
Idk if the poem matters, choose all of the aaaaaaaa options for an achievement
For the people who hate making decisions:
Armed with my love guns
Ready for the mortal coil
Interwoven destinies…
Mysteries surround us.
Not all who wander are lost.
Afternoons spent together
Even still, this is love
Soon I hope we will reuinite.

day 4
defeat Mr. Arimnae (it’s easiest to defend, if you defend in every fight but the final one you get an achievement)
Comunity Center
Oatmeal
LEARN.
To be well-rounded
F-Frienship?
Go to the Town PIzza next and defeat Boo (defending only works the first time I think or until you got the pacifist achievement)
Go to the Grogery store and defeat Brain by either fighting, defending or taking a bunch of pictures

day 4
lose against Sav

Chris ED 3: Blue (Bad Ending)

day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Horatio
Accept and smooch
set the paper on fire
Tell him some advice

day 2
ur DAZZLIGN blue eyes
Poetry Slam!
Murder Chris…

day 3
Search the garbagge
The Poemegranates (I chose the first one)
Idk if the poem matters, choose all of the aaaaaaaa options for an achievement
For the people who hate making decisions:
Armed with my love guns
Ready for the mortal coil
Interwoven destinies…
Mysteries surround us.
Not all who wander are lost.
Afternoons spent together
Even still, this is love
Soon I hope we will reuinite.

day 4
defeat Mr. Arimnae (it’s easiest to defend, if you defend in every fight but the final one you get an achievement)
Comunity Center
Oatmeal
LEARN.
This is Sensei route

day 4 (again..?)
Write ur name
Learn about planets
Don’t do anything during the stealth / piano bit, Arim will murder your face off

day 5
Talk to Plungersei (might screw up the timeline) (I have no clue)

Pizza Game: All Endings

Arim Routes

Pizza Game: All Endings

Arim ED 1: Performance MOde

A Tier

day 1
I am a spy
I come from 8 gnrations of spy
Give Arim those sexy bug facts
Something non-threatning
throw lamp in the trash (you monster)
set the paper on fire
tip fedora at him
y0ur chiseled chin…
Free Carrot
Confess…
don’t say anything / Advertise (I don’t remember how I got the S Tier)
don’t Karate Chop Mr. Arim
Karate Chop Keenarnor as soon as he appears on screen
Apeale to his ego..
click on Arim (do it like 11 times to get killed) and idk if it matters, I chose Eggplant, cookie dough and the mouse
Group step aeribocs
JFK
Basketball
catch the ball three times and appreciate the Arim Rap
Online
no

day 4
Kiss Printer Boy
Favorite color? / personal record for most time spent peeing (I still don’t remember how I got the S Tier)
Dare
Murdered someoney
Who who who has a crush on you?
Dare
Spin the wheel

day 5
Plane
the boats are random anyway, apparently this whole Go-Game doesn’t matter
Buy Go Premium
Yes it is tho
wait for 30 minutes to get an achievement

Arim ED 2: Energy-Saving

A-Rank (S is possible but I can’t be bothered rn)

day 1
I am a spy
I come from 8 gnrations of spy
Give Arim those sexy bug facts
Something non-threatning
throw lamp in the trash (you monster)
set the paper on fire
tip fedora at him

day 2
y0ur chiseled chin…
Free Carrot
Confess…

day 3
don’t say anything
don’t Karate Chop Mr. Arim
Karate Chop Keenarnor as soon as he appears on screen
Apeale to his ego..
click on Arim (do it like 11 times to get killed) and idk if it matters, I chose Eggplant, cookie dough and the mouse
Group step aeribocs
JFK
Basketball
catch the ball three times and appreciate the Arim Rap
Online
no

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day 4
Kiss Printer Boy
Favorite color?
Truth
Whats your Favorite Neopet?
Dare
Spin the wheel

day 5
Plane
the boats are random anyway, apparently this whole Go-Game doesn’t matter
Buy Go Premium
WHat about X-Mas
Let arim order a piza
talk about merch
Talk about games
clowns

Arim ED 3: Low Life (Bad Ending)

F Tier

day 1
I am a spy
I come from 8 gnrations of spy
Give Arim those sexy bug facts
Something non-threatning
throw lamp in the trash (you monster)
set the paper on fire
tip fedora at him

day 2
y0ur chiseled chin…
Free Carrot
Confess…

day 3
Talk about Johnny
Karate Chop Mr. Arim whenever
Respond in a NERD way
click every wrong answer before clicking the rest (idk if that matters)
Row crew
synchronized swimming
catch the ball three times and appreciate the Arim Rap
Garage sale

day 4
Kiss Printer Boy
Secret fantasy?
Truth
Who who who has a crush on you?
Dare (Or Truth, nothing matters idk)
Spin the wheel

day 5
Plane
the boats are random anyway, apparently this whole Go-Game doesn’t matter
Don’t buy Premium, just click the x
f u mr arim

Sensei Routes

do I have to…?

I’m gonna add them later!

True End: Loves Me

Once you played all the other routes, the true route is unlocked.  On day 1, Office Lady will ask you for your employee number. Choose any number to start the true route.
I managed A Tier, might experiment on it in future playthroughs

day 1
I am not a spy
Either number is „correct“, so choose away – the wait nvmd takes you to the regular routes
Take a picture of the severed head on the printer
Take another picture when the game subtlely hints you should take one
day 2
October 32nd?
Run away? (Otherwise Keen dies offscreen)
Friendship
Me

day 3
wow that’s dumb
Don’t give the love letter to Brain
Kiss
Give letter 2 siv (you’ll get an achievement after they read it, I think)
Call him Sweetie
IM a cafe regular
don’t heckle Arimnase
Save Chris’s life (or he’ll die) (duh)

day 4
Poem Guy (or she’ll die)
The poem guy
Who you are?
No, thats wrong
Save Sensei (or he’ll die)

day 5
1977-1981
Women are unkkillable
Rosa Park!!
lillibean
Mr. Arimnaes
Pizza Game: All Endings
Not on the menu
Didnt ask for bottle or draft
She doesn’t work there
Tortilla (you have to look it up in the scrapbook or the dialogue option won’t appear)
Take a photo when the screen turns black
type whatever you can read (idk I can read „what a riddle!“ and „good luck robots“, I always use the last one)
the poem bits always kinda confuse me, so here’s my attempt:
Fields of gran in the distnace
Let’s do a dance together.
Only together are we strongst
Real life is beter then dreams.
Do you remember our first kiss?
Also somthing about vampires?
Do NOT disturb the fish.
Daisies. Daffodils. Delaware.
Little acievemnts every day.
End on a high note!
(do the f u MOTHER poem for death and an achievement)
The coolest spots to hang?
Rate Flrodaddles coolness
Its ironic
now my favourite part: making Arim apologize (idk if the order matters, I always go Town Pizza visits, Cooking, Playing Go)
Friendship

That’s it, bye

Pizza Game: All Endings

Pizza Game: All Endings

Written by yukiyagami7

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