For Just Die Already players, this is a guide to help complete any tasks in the book people are stuck on. A lot of the tasks in the “Global” section should be slowly getting completed as you play the game, so try and set your sights on those ones last.
Before i kick the Bucket
Find the Bucket List
Get electrocuted by something
Eat or Drink Something
Spawn an item from an vending machine
Respawn (total of 250 times)
Find a way to make one of your limbs pop off
This is all my medicine!
Find some medicine in the retirement home and eat it
Sick moves grandpa
Slip on a slippery surface
Fall Down 70 meters or more in one go
Get shocked by water
This is a tricky one, Go to the fish tank in the retirement home, on the 2nd floor by the stairs. electrocute that water with a electric wand then jump in
Hold your head in your hand and ride a hobby horse
Swell up so the your character is barley recognizable
Take more than 200 damage in one go
Probably just the Wine
Bleed a certain amount
Bounce on trampolines 60 times in less than 30 seconds
Drag a trampoline to a store with a low roof, so you dont get any air time and just keep on bouncing. I dragged mine to the tunnels by the construction site.
Mark Your Territory
Find electrified stuff to pee on
Oh lawd he coming
eat so much you explode
Electrify different things
Set fire to different things
Turn over trash cans
Off with Their Heads!
Lose your head without losing any other body part
Zen garden has some wooden spikes, stand under one and jump.
Chests respawn every time you re-load the game. so dont worry about hunting every one down, just have fun!
Equip a Squid hat
Go to the parking lot behind zen garden. You will see some planks of wood on the ground. Remove them and head down the tunnel. The squid will be on a shelf in the room down there.
Find or grab naked people
Cause a chain reaction of explosives
Break various objects
Use various types of fireworks
Barry the chopper
Chop 10 npcs with a axe
What did i do!?
Get slapped by a millennial
Sticky situation [/u]
Get various hazards stuck on you
Eat popcicles until you become an ice cube
An Arm and A Leg
Unlock all limb doors
Check out my other Guide on it! (still working on how to link a guide in a guide)
Climbin in ma’ Bones
Climb 1000 metres on ladders
Not the bees!!
Get stung by bees
use some bee nades, or go on the vent in the back alley, you will see a beehive on one of the patios.
Get kicked by a bouncer as pelvis
Electrocute five npcs in one go
Head to zen garden, Those will be the only NPC you can get to chase you consistently, wait till you have 5 and strike them down with the power of Thors hammer from the toy store.
Is it a little chilly in here?
Get Frozen in to an ice block
Eat so many Popsicle from the store you freeze, or go to space.
equip seven different types of hats
A real trapper
Have 10 bear traps attached at the same time
Top floor of the old folks home, take a shower.
Dig up stuff from the ground
Complete Pelvis puzzles
Complete every other life goal in the bucket list
Get hit by a car
Shoot Some Hoops
Score Shots with the basketball in a basketball hoop
This can be cheesed by using a fan or any flying device, and going in and out of the hoop with the ball in hand, Unfortunately it wont work for the achievement.
Break into the toy store
You can smash the glass with anything, going in will unlock a new area of challenges.
Help the man with his karaoke problem
Run on in and talk to the NPC, To help his business you need to play any instrument ( theres a flute on the table) on the stage. A NPC should come running in and then the owner will have a line and the challenge should pop.
Get in to the basket of the blimp
Look up, see the golden blimp? use a fan and fire extinguisher. with alternating clicks and the right pattern, you can fly for ever. OR you can wait to see where its going and go on a roof near by, and then fly up to it.
Deliver boxes with a fork lift
Check out my guide i made for this one here!
Dunk your self as a pelvis through the basket hoop
Use the hoops in the middle, Use a C4 in the walking area uptop/behind the hoop. Throw the C4 on the wall and stand the right distance to become pelvis. Jump in to the hoop below.
Top of the world
Reach the top of the 3 highest skyscrapers
We’re going on an adventure!
Grab a car while holding another character
Off the rails!
Derail the cable car
Throw on some taser gloves and the give the caboose a big o’l slap! or hit it with any electric item.
Is it a plane? is it a bird?
Help a boomer down from a balloon
You will see people floating by a balloon randomly around the map up high. Help shoot one down, a dialog box should pop up when it happens.
Destroy parked cars in city center
Use a rocket launcher or a steam roller, i flew around with the fan and shot everything in sight.
Leap of Faith
Jump from the tallest building in the city core and smash through the grate below
The building with the golden jet pack, take a leap off the diving board.
The Zombie Saga
Find and Slay the Vampire
On the outskirts of the Dock’s,above the coffee shop, in the open window, up the stairs, LURKS A VAMPIRE! Have your wooden steaks ready!
Find the entrance to the crypt
Use the shovel and dig up the grave on the far bottom right, it will have a key for the door, NOTE: any gold key works on these doors.
Room full of vampires
Unlock the big door in the crypts
Keep on opening the graves, one will hold a key, or re-spawn and grab a key elsewhere on the map and come back to open the big doors.
I’ll be back!
Open the grave of S.Connor
Look for the grave with S.connor, open it by smashing the name and the coffin will be behind it.
Fish up Fishes
Take the rod from the pond behind the retirement home and head to the docks. In the water you will see puddles of fish, throw the lure in there and re-tap the cast button a couple seconds later and something should pop out of the water, repeat until the challenge is done.
Hit all the red buttons around
Got Me Some Gold!
Find the Golden Sabre in docks
Head on over to the pirate cove, on the left inside a sharks mouth, be careful!
Straight out of mexico
Light the biggest firework you can find
Above the firework shop, part of the decor sits a giant firework, Light it!
Thing from the deep
get eaten by a shark
Jump in the water.
No more sushi!
Blow up mama sushi
Unlock or fly over the golden gate and head in the hut, bring over a cannon, a ball and aim it at the shop across the street. Use the flint to light it and enjoy the show!
Eat a Large Fish
Eat a truly giant fish
Inside a shop on the far right, hanging on the wall
Eat a even more truley giant fish
Look up high, Any of the 2 will work.
Get into the zen garden
Break the fire hydrant in front and fly over the wall
One with the system
Steal a hat from a zen gardener
Make at least five zen gardeners ragdoll by hitting the large gong
Push all the balls into their respective holes
There are 3 balls around the Garden.
An unholy Ritual
Make a sacrifice at the blood Altar
On the top of the middle temple, is a fragile roof, use some C4 and blow it up, inside get eaten by the praying mantis
Join the Space Program
Find your way to outer space
One key is at the Blood Altar, The other is behind the golden Buddha statue. Take both to the booth that opend up after the “Ball Fondler” Challenge
Open the Secret Entrance in Zen Garden
Take the statue on the left side of the garden to the right side of the temple, you should find a open spot for it. If you want to move it like butter, Take the fire shoes from the crates outside that room, and spawn in a jetpack at the vending machine
Equip all furry clothes
At the bottom of the secret entrance, open the door and in there is a healing pond and some costumes, equip one piece of them all.
Bounce on three sheep within two seconds
I found this to be a luck based one, you can try and run in to the side of the sheeps for a smaller bounce, or being pelvis, but the mines will kill you fast, instead of getting so much airtime, or waiting for one of them to ram you in to another and bounce off a third, thats how i got it, along with taking a anti – ragdoll pill
Look… A minefield!
Bounce on 10 mines within 10 seconds
This cannot be done in a vehicle, just keep on jumping in to mines until it pops
Hit a ball from the batting range
Use any golden key to unlock the cage, you dont need to swing for this to count, just have a ball hit the bat your holding
Swim across the pool in less than 10 seconds
Get a jetpack and fire extinguisher, you will skip across the top like a rock on the pond.
Score a goal
Super Easy, on the soccer field, score a goal, watch out for the mines and turrets
Jump through a burning ring with a bicycle
The ring by the graveyard can be lit on fire, take a bike from the back alley and ride it through!
Jump through the giant ring with a bike
The giant hoop is in the middle of the map above the basketball hoops with the tram
Hit 5 people with weapons while riding the scooter
Crush a car with a steam Roller
Attach balloons to objects
I am the thunder God!
Strike with the energy hammer so hard that sparks fly everywhere
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