The Endings for every character, including the True Ending (also a few achievements)
(This is kind of a spoiler)
Lamp Routes
(not S Ending yet, I’m working on it)
day 1
I am a spy
i come from 8 gnrations of spy
bug facts (I don’t even know if this choice matters or not)
Somethign cool
Accept and Smooch
set the paper on fire
Tell him some advice
day 2
Ironic Sk8board park
Listen to Lamp.
day 3
About Lamp…
Turn Lamp around a bunch of times
They is all breakfast
OBJECTO!!
day 4
(you can save the game here and load for the rest of the routes)
always dribble correctly (you gotta be quick, otherwise Mr. Nae will own you)
Posters
Lamp
day 5
BFE2A2
Lamp Chow
Yes
Feelings for lamp
Liking porcupines
Shoot (bball)
Shoot the baskot
C so far
day 1
I am a spy
i come from 8 gnrations of spy
bug facts (I don’t even know if this choice matters or not)
Somethign cool
Accept and Smooch
set the paper on fire
Tell him some advice
day 2
Ironic Sk8board park
Listen to Lamp.
day 3
About Lamp…
Turn Lamp around a bunch of times
They is all breakfast
OBJECTO!!
day 4
dribble correctly 1-4 times
posters
Lamp
day 5
BFE2A2
Lamp Chow
Yes
Ask about arms
day 1
I am a spy
i come from 8 gnrations of spy
bug facts (I don’t even know if this choice matters or not)
Somethign cool
Accept and Smooch
set the paper on fire
Tell him some advice
day 2
Ironic Sk8board park
Listen to Lamp.
day 3
About Lamp…
Turn Lamp around a bunch of times
They is all breakfast
OBJECTO!!
day 4
just do whatever when the dribbling part comes up
Posters
Arimnaes
No (you heartless)
Roobit Routes
I managed S Route for all Roobit routes! yaay
day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Something non-threatning
Pelitely decline
Give your best effort
Hand him $3 bill tip
day 2
Non
Of crouse!
say hello back at him
The size
Minestrone is not a sald
Ring up his total (Or smile for Keen points)
day 3
Business card
Gumball Machine
Tap dance
It wont work
Waking up neighbor with shoe
day 4
Gumball
(idk if the order of investigation matters, but I alwas go with Arim – Keen – Boo)
Ask Arim about his alibbi
Ask Keen about the vitcim
Ask Boo about having to pee
He was kill outside dumpster
Mr. Naes
… that your from space?
mash Z to believe (press L to ruin your progress and get an achievement)
day 5
(you can save here, each answer gives a different Roobit ending)
I love yOU!!
day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Something non-threatning
Pelitely decline
Give your best effort
Hand him $3 bill tip
day 2
Non
Of crouse!
say hello back at him
The size
Minestrone is not a sald
Ring up his total (Or smile for Keen points)
day 3
(you can save here and load for the Keen routes)
Business card
Gumball Machine
Tap dance
It wont work
Waking up neighbor with shoe
day 4
Gumball
idk if the order of investigation matters, but I alwas go with Arim – Keen – Boo
Ask Arim about his alibbi
Ask Keen about the vitcim
Ask Boo about having to pee
He was kill outside dumpster
Mr. Naes
… that your from space?
mash Z to believe (press L to ruin your progress and get an achievement)
day 5
(you can save here, each answer gives a different Roobit ending)
I’ll miss u!
day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Something non-threatning
Pelitely decline
Give your best effort
Hand him $3 bill tip
day 2
Non
Of crouse!
say hello back at him
The size
Minestrone is not a sald
Ring up his total (Or smile for Keen points)
day 3
Business card
Gumball Machine
Tap dance
It wont work
Waking up neighbor with shoe
day 4
Gumball
idk if the order of investigation matters, but I alwas go with Arim – Keen – Boo
Ask Arim about his alibbi
Ask Keen about the vitcim
Ask Boo about having to pee
He was kill outside dumpster
Mr. Naes
… that your from space?
mash Z to believe (press L to ruin your progress and get an achievement)
day 5
(you can save here, each answer gives a different Roobit ending)
I never paid you back!
Keenarnor Routes
S Route! yay!!
day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Something non-threatning
Pelitely decline
Give your best effort
Hand him $3 bill tip
day 2
Non
Of crouse!
say hello back at him
The size
Minestrone is not a sald
Smile
day 3
Half-eaten napkin
Tap dance
Maybe ask keen?
Hangign shoe on poles
day 4
There are no choices here? I think?
day 5
Cats
stare silently…
I love you!!!
F, but I think that’s on purpose? (Managed a D in my older playthrough though)
day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Something non-threatning
Pelitely decline
Give your best effort
Hand him $3 bill tip
day 2
Non
I don’t know… seems supcison
say hello back at him
The quantity
Didnt specify dressing
Order a pizza back at him
day 3
Roobit
Half-eaten napkin
Threaten
Look for rubbing alcohol
No (Yes and guess the right element for an achievement)
Shoe cannons
day 4
nothing to do here
day 5
same here, just read til the end
S! Yaaaay
day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Something non-threatning
Pelitely decline
Give your best effort
Hand him $3 bill tip
day 2
Non
Of crouse!
order a pizza from him
Shooting Star, then roll back and do the order properly:
say hello back at him
The size
Minestrone is not a sald
Smile
day 3
Half-eaten napkin
Tap dance
Maybe ask keen?
Hangign shoe on poles
day 4
nothing to do here
day 5
Cats
Ask about hobbies
im actually sav
Chris Routes
S Route!
day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Horatio
Accept and smooch
set the paper on fire
Tell him some advice
day 2
ur DAZZLIGN blue eyes
Poetry Slam!
Murder Chris…
day 3
Search the garbagge
The Poemegranates (I chose the first one)
Idk if the poem matters, choose all of the aaaaaaaa options for an achievement
For the people who hate making decisions:
Armed with my love guns
Ready for the mortal coil
Interwoven destinies…
Mysteries surround us.
Not all who wander are lost.
Afternoons spent together
Even still, this is love
Soon I hope we will reuinite.
day 4
defeat Mr. Arimnae (it’s easiest to defend – if you defend in every fight but the final one you get an achievement)
Comunity Center
Oatmeal
LEARN.
To be well-rounded
F-Frienship?
Go to the Twist Shop and buy Hot Sauce just to be sure
Go to the Town PIzza next and defeat Boo (defending only works the first time I think or until you got the pacifist achievement)
Go to the Grogery store and defeat Brain by either fighting, defending or taking a bunch of pictures
day 5
you can buy stuff at the Twist Shop one last time, buy the Cool Guy Dictionary if you can (because that insta-kills Sav and makes your life a whole lot easier)
Use the Dictionary on Sav
His horns (duh)
Have boobs
Glomp
S-Rank
day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Horatio
Accept and smooch
set the paper on fire
Tell him some advice
day 2
ur DAZZLIGN blue eyes
Poetry Slam!
Murder Chris…
day 3
Search the garbagge
The Poemegranates (I chose the first one)
Idk if the poem matters, choose all of the aaaaaaaa options for an achievement
For the people who hate making decisions:
Armed with my love guns
Ready for the mortal coil
Interwoven destinies…
Mysteries surround us.
Not all who wander are lost.
Afternoons spent together
Even still, this is love
Soon I hope we will reuinite.
day 4
defeat Mr. Arimnae (it’s easiest to defend, if you defend in every fight but the final one you get an achievement)
Comunity Center
Oatmeal
LEARN.
To be well-rounded
F-Frienship?
Go to the Town PIzza next and defeat Boo (defending only works the first time I think or until you got the pacifist achievement)
Go to the Grogery store and defeat Brain by either fighting, defending or taking a bunch of pictures
day 4
lose against Sav
day 1
I am not a spy
Here are some bug facts
Horatio
Accept and smooch
set the paper on fire
Tell him some advice
day 2
ur DAZZLIGN blue eyes
Poetry Slam!
Murder Chris…
day 3
Search the garbagge
The Poemegranates (I chose the first one)
Idk if the poem matters, choose all of the aaaaaaaa options for an achievement
For the people who hate making decisions:
Armed with my love guns
Ready for the mortal coil
Interwoven destinies…
Mysteries surround us.
Not all who wander are lost.
Afternoons spent together
Even still, this is love
Soon I hope we will reuinite.
day 4
defeat Mr. Arimnae (it’s easiest to defend, if you defend in every fight but the final one you get an achievement)
Comunity Center
Oatmeal
LEARN.
This is Sensei route
day 4 (again..?)
Write ur name
Learn about planets
Don’t do anything during the stealth / piano bit, Arim will murder your face off
day 5
Talk to Plungersei (might screw up the timeline) (I have no clue)
Arim Routes
A Tier
day 1
I am a spy
I come from 8 gnrations of spy
Give Arim those sexy bug facts
Something non-threatning
throw lamp in the trash (you monster)
set the paper on fire
tip fedora at him
y0ur chiseled chin…
Free Carrot
Confess…
don’t say anything / Advertise (I don’t remember how I got the S Tier)
don’t Karate Chop Mr. Arim
Karate Chop Keenarnor as soon as he appears on screen
Apeale to his ego..
click on Arim (do it like 11 times to get killed) and idk if it matters, I chose Eggplant, cookie dough and the mouse
Group step aeribocs
JFK
Basketball
catch the ball three times and appreciate the Arim Rap
Online
no
day 4
Kiss Printer Boy
Favorite color? / personal record for most time spent peeing (I still don’t remember how I got the S Tier)
Dare
Murdered someoney
Who who who has a crush on you?
Dare
Spin the wheel
day 5
Plane
the boats are random anyway, apparently this whole Go-Game doesn’t matter
Buy Go Premium
Yes it is tho
wait for 30 minutes to get an achievement
A-Rank (S is possible but I can’t be bothered rn)
day 1
I am a spy
I come from 8 gnrations of spy
Give Arim those sexy bug facts
Something non-threatning
throw lamp in the trash (you monster)
set the paper on fire
tip fedora at him
day 2
y0ur chiseled chin…
Free Carrot
Confess…
day 3
don’t say anything
don’t Karate Chop Mr. Arim
Karate Chop Keenarnor as soon as he appears on screen
Apeale to his ego..
click on Arim (do it like 11 times to get killed) and idk if it matters, I chose Eggplant, cookie dough and the mouse
Group step aeribocs
JFK
Basketball
catch the ball three times and appreciate the Arim Rap
Online
no
day 4
Kiss Printer Boy
Favorite color?
Truth
Whats your Favorite Neopet?
Dare
Spin the wheel
day 5
Plane
the boats are random anyway, apparently this whole Go-Game doesn’t matter
Buy Go Premium
WHat about X-Mas
Let arim order a piza
talk about merch
Talk about games
clowns
F Tier
day 1
I am a spy
I come from 8 gnrations of spy
Give Arim those sexy bug facts
Something non-threatning
throw lamp in the trash (you monster)
set the paper on fire
tip fedora at him
day 2
y0ur chiseled chin…
Free Carrot
Confess…
day 3
Talk about Johnny
Karate Chop Mr. Arim whenever
Respond in a NERD way
click every wrong answer before clicking the rest (idk if that matters)
Row crew
synchronized swimming
catch the ball three times and appreciate the Arim Rap
Garage sale
day 4
Kiss Printer Boy
Secret fantasy?
Truth
Who who who has a crush on you?
Dare (Or Truth, nothing matters idk)
Spin the wheel
day 5
Plane
the boats are random anyway, apparently this whole Go-Game doesn’t matter
Don’t buy Premium, just click the x
f u mr arim
Sensei Routes
do I have to…?
I’m gonna add them later!
True End: Loves Me
Once you played all the other routes, the true route is unlocked. On day 1, Office Lady will ask you for your employee number. Choose any number to start the true route.
I managed A Tier, might experiment on it in future playthroughs
day 1
I am not a spy
Either number is „correct“, so choose away – the wait nvmd takes you to the regular routes
Take a picture of the severed head on the printer
Take another picture when the game subtlely hints you should take one
day 2
October 32nd?
Run away? (Otherwise Keen dies offscreen)
Friendship
Me
day 3
wow that’s dumb
Don’t give the love letter to Brain
Kiss
Give letter 2 siv (you’ll get an achievement after they read it, I think)
Call him Sweetie
IM a cafe regular
don’t heckle Arimnase
Save Chris’s life (or he’ll die) (duh)
day 4
Poem Guy (or she’ll die)
The poem guy
Who you are?
No, thats wrong
Save Sensei (or he’ll die)
day 5
1977-1981
Women are unkkillable
Rosa Park!!
lillibean
Mr. Arimnaes
Not on the menu
Didnt ask for bottle or draft
She doesn’t work there
Tortilla (you have to look it up in the scrapbook or the dialogue option won’t appear)
Take a photo when the screen turns black
type whatever you can read (idk I can read „what a riddle!“ and „good luck robots“, I always use the last one)
the poem bits always kinda confuse me, so here’s my attempt:
Fields of gran in the distnace
Let’s do a dance together.
Only together are we strongst
Real life is beter then dreams.
Do you remember our first kiss?
Also somthing about vampires?
Do NOT disturb the fish.
Daisies. Daffodils. Delaware.
Little acievemnts every day.
End on a high note!
(do the f u MOTHER poem for death and an achievement)
The coolest spots to hang?
Rate Flrodaddles coolness
Its ironic
now my favourite part: making Arim apologize (idk if the order matters, I always go Town Pizza visits, Cooking, Playing Go)
Friendship
That’s it, bye
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