Everything you need to know about a 100% achievement run!
Become the ultimate Procrastinachievemenaut
Why have a guide for the puny six achievements of a freeware game?
Why spend many (at least! 10) precious minutes writing this guide?
Why even include screenshots?
Why am I reading this when I could procrastinate perfectly fine in the game?
Well… who knows 🤷🏻♂️
You have braved the abyss, or maybe just fallen into it.
Follow your instincts.
Just sitting around you will achieve nothing. Literally.
You can do it! 👍🏻
You have fed the machine, because what else was there?
This is an achievement guide so I’ll spoil it for you: it’s coins. You need big(t)coins 🪙🪙🪙
Go spend them on stuff. Because that’s what they’re here for.
Capitalism, baby! 🪙🍫
You have found a tranquil moment.
You can’t always procrastinate, can you? Sometimes you have to be active and catch the good stuff that’s coming your way even if you don’t expect it. 🍺
So be ready when it comes and don’t let it slip your grasp!
And then sit down on the edge of the cliff you’re standing and just… enjoy. 🧱🍺
You have rescued a coin from certain doom.
Gonna catch ’em all! – right?
Well… that’s difficult. Can you do it? Do you want to do it?
Yeah, that’s what I thought. BUT! What if you only need to catch… one?
It will require skill. It will require daring. It will require you to peek down the cliff of insecurity while keeping your feet planted on the ground so you don’t fall over the edge while trying to catch them shinies falling down around you.
🪙 Coin’t touch this! But maybe you can?
You have hitched an unlikely ride.
That little ♥♥♥♥ is back every time.
What does he want? We don’t know!
But every time we just procrastinate around he comes in with his fancy skateboard and tricks and stuff and bumps us around!
And he steals our stuff when we leave it lying around!
You will have to teach him. Nobody bumps us off. We’ll bump off him!
The abyss greets you as a friend.
You’ve made it. Congratulations 👏🏻
I didn’t think it possible. YOU probably did not think it was possible. But somehow, it happened.
You’ve become complacent. Made a home here. Do you have a name for it? 🏠
Well… maybe it’s time to end this game now. You’ve done it all.
Now go back to the outer space. You can do it. We know you can. 🌌
And if you need a space to return to it will still be here.
🚀 Shoot for the stars, Procrastinaut! 🧑🏻🚀