I Love You, Colonel Sanders!: True Ending Walkthrough

1. Smack that clock!
2. You need to take this seriously!
3. Pep talk your best friend
4. Chicken Snack
5. Sit by Colonel Sanders
6. Extremely.
7. Feather
8. A spork
9. Anything with love, and not too much salt
10. He is the BEST BOY!

You should get a perfect score on the test, and everyone then proceeds to the cafeteria

1: Focus your mind

Enjoy the rest of the delicious meal with Colonel Sanders, then meet him outside!

1. Be modest but thoughtful
2. Clank (but you can pick Pip instead for different dialogue)
3. Your grandmother’s mashed potatoes and gravy
4. Turn to Colonel Sanders, hunk of hunks

Everyone gets sick (except Pip bc wtf) and the bell signals to everyone that class is over.

1. Defend (I chose to do this for the whole battle)
2. Spare this wretched beast

Enjoy your weird lil dream, then wake up on day two!

1. Make up a fake ingredient
2. Run to him! (and get the sh*t kicked out of you by a horse)
3. Compliment the craftsmanship of the horse’s shoes
4. Act like you’re not interested
5. Any of the three options (Choose the dog treat for an extra choice)

The bell rings, and everyone proceeds to the cafeteria!

1. Step up and tell them, “You’re on!”
2. 100°C
3. Eleven
4. Gratitude
5. A small town where big dreams are born (how wholesome!)
6. Silence
7. Any choice here works- it doesn’t matter because the Colonel has taken over o_o
8. Internalize your rage

You crunched your hand in a mixer and Aeshleigh made a pretty desert, but it still sucked so you’re off the hook for now.

1. Reveal it
2. Click on scented candle (you can click on all other items as well before the glowing door)
3. Click on the glowing door
4. You fess up and tell the truth

You spend a magical night with Colonel Sanders!

1. Flatter him

You leave to your room and speak with your best friend about her crush, ending with her disapproving of your obsession with Colonel Sanders.

1. Don’t do it after all
2. He must be hungry!
3. Fess up about your practice dish

You enter into the final food battle!

1. Do it the hard way
2. You summon extra power from deep inside yourself
3. You can choose to adopt spork monster or not (but why wouldn’t you, you heartless jerk)