For First Class Trouble players, in this guide, you will learn how to cremate your fallen passengers in just a few easy steps! (Warning: We are not responsible for any fire damage or bodily harm this project may cause to anyone in the room. Attempt at your own risk.)
Step 1: MURDER SOMEONE
You know what they say! You can’t cremate someone without a body to cremate in the first place. If you dont already have a dead guy at your disposal, then make a new one using tools such as a racket, lethal syringe, or many many champagne bottles!
Step 2: Preparing the Cremation
For this next step, you will need an alcohol puddle that can be lit. (If no puddle is available, pre-lit fires are permitted.) Pick up the body, then lay the corpse over the puddle in an orderly fashion and take a moment of silence.
Great! Now lets move on…
Step 3: Light up that Mother F*cker
Step 3 is easy: SET THAT SUCKER ABLAZE!!!! grab your nearest lighter and say goodbye to your once living friend. their body will remain lit for a short period of time, and once it goes out, do whatever the hell you want with it! (Warning: burning corpses may cause damage to those around it.)
Step 4: Aftermath
Congrats bruh! You just burnt a dead guy! You should be proud. Now press F to pick up the charred remains and chuck it out the airlock.
That’s all we are sharing today in First Class Trouble How to Cremate Someone Guide, if you have anything to add, please feel free to leave a comment below, and we’ll see you soon.
Credit to Mr. Midget