Literally just some notable dialog I really enjoyed, obviously may contain spoilers read at your own risk.
If anyone has something to add or correct let me know, I wrote these on my phone on my 2nd play-through of the game around the time it came out. I recently got a new phone so I had to move all the quotes to a notepad on my computer, some of the quotes got messed up in transfer. I fixed majority of them but I’m not perfect so I could have made a mistake. Happy reading :).
“A womans guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty” – Boss
“Love is a whole novel of a woman’s life it is but a chapter in a man’s” – Boss
“Men are only acknowledged by their upward mobility” – Tod
“I like my woman like I like my blankets, replaced by a maid every morning” – Tod
“Womans dearest delight is to wound man’s self conceit” – Boss
“Men who want to control women tend to have a desire to be controlled by women” – Justin/Sheep with glasses
“Sheep have interesting habbits they all follow one leader. If the leader falls off a cliff the entire group will go to its death” – Nightmare sheep
“A happy family… Never had one of those
before” – Vincent
“It is in a man’s basest instincts to cheat.” – Boss
“Marriage, all in all, is a cowardly method that tries to subdue love through torture” – Boss
“Well, if you ask me. The trick to a long-lasting marriage is, frankly, to spend as little time together as possible” – Boss
“Me raising a family? Doesn’t exactly sound like a recipe for success” – Vincent
“Especially in my 30s. I use to blank out on amounts I could handle in my 20s. Then I’d wake up lying next to a complete stranger.” – Boss
“The nakedness of woman is the work of God. Infront of the work of God it’s only natural that your faculties are… preoccupied” – Boss
“Infront of Gods work of art, memories are blown away. Don’t worry about it.” – Boss
“I ended up like this because I don’t have anyone to love, where are all the good men?” -Erica
“You’re body knows what it needs, you should listen to it.” – Catherine
“Men hate women who love them and are attracted to women who don’t.” – Sheep
“Variety is the spice of life. You need to enjoy it more.” – Orlando
“My mind and my heart don’t exactly agree on that” – Vincent
“But I guess all you can do is drink and forget” – Orlando
“The biggest reason men start thinking about marriage is loneliness.” – Boss.
“Marriage is a state where two people can’t stand living together and can’t stand living apart.” – Boss
“If you stay in an apartment by yourself long enough, you tend to start thinking, ‘maybe if I had a family.'” – Boss
“But when it actually comes down to actually getting married, we all hesitate” – Boss
“Throw back some liqure and hit the hay. To get the whole of the sky on the ground you have to lie.” – Boss
“You can stay true to the one you love but all it gets you is betrayal. – Archie
“I tried staying at my girlfriends place. But that makes me even more tired.” – Johnny
“Well… I don’t believe in curses either, but to incur the grudge of a woman is a horrifying thing.” – Boss
“I don’t want to let her down just because I was being stupid” – Vincent
“All the mistakes of the woman are the fault of the man” – Boss
“Well, drink and forget… not knowing something is as if it never occurred.” – Boss
“When it comes to choosing a partner men can’t compare to the way women view it” – Boss
“Anyway… as I was going to say, the ‘hunter’ in relationships is actually the female.” – Boss
“Maybe you can’t be too careless for too long.” – Boss
“Women are hunting everyday for better prey. If you take too long you may be exchanged for the prey next to you, you know?” – Boss
“It’s said that chugging alcohol isn’t good for you. But sometimes it’s necessary” – Narrator
“A girl is always hoping someone will come and sweep them away” – Erica
“Love is a diplomacy, love is a game. Whether you push forward or fall back its all up to you” – Boss
“We’re past the age of believing we’ll have no problems just because we’re in love…” – Anna
“I hear in any romantic relationship feelings decline over time. One theory is that love is a drug. Like alcohol or cigarettes… repeated exposure makes you numb to it. That is, its only hot and heavy in the beginning. Its the truth” – Justin
“Women aren’t the only ones to get the marriage blues” – Boss
“Man asks everything from a woman. But when done so he feels she is a burden” – Boss
“Wine, women, and dice… those are the three woes” – Boss
“Anyway even if it looks like it’s burning hot now, the fire in the heart of a woman may just flicker out over time…” – Boss
“A cat has nine lives and a woman has the lives of nine cats” – Boss
“It’s not that strange is it? Men aren’t the only ones who fear being chained down” – Catherine
“Planning out your life is a waste of effort, none of us have the future ‘future’we thought we would when we were kids” – Orlando
“See half a mans potential is in his upward mobility, the other 1/2 is in women. That’s why you have to share your love with as many women as possible” – Todd
Written by Apollo Caelum Lumen