Sorry We’re Open All Events on Shift

There is a brief lull in work for a moment…
You can Check Employees, Shop, or Continue Shift. +2 HP to the crew at the end.

Alternatively

You hear something approach from behind.
Enemy encounter

Exactly what it says on the Tin

Clean up the mess [Requires: 1 Mop/Broom]
Nothing will happen

Attempt to Step Over
You tripped over, -3 HP to the crew or Enemy Encounter

The Trash Can is filled to the brim.
All outcomes will open the shop to sell your items.

Normal event
Gain +1 Trash

Something sharp pricks you
-2 HP to the crew
Gain +2 Trash

Something slimy latches to you
The crew becomes nauseated. Gain Nausea.
+2 Trash

A ghost cart appears before you…
Peering inside will yield you a random item/effect.

You will either find a product, or you will gain +2 Trash.

You see some Enemy
Starts a battle

Random item.

A customer comes up and hands you a crumpled plastic bag with nothing but crumbs at the bottom.

Ask for a receipt
+10 trash

Refuse
You lost: $5

“I’m doing a school report, so I wanna ask… Do you like working here?”

“Best job I ever had!”
+1 Sugar Packet

“No.”
+1 Cigarette

You see a moving shadow on the ceiling.

Shine a light above
Nothing happens. (iirc)

Shine a light ahead
Nothing happens.

A bunch of shopping carts and mannequins from the store floor were placed behind the counter.

Move the mannequins first
Starts a battle

Move the shopping carts
Starts a battle with Cart Chains which will break into Shopping Carts.

You notice some some kid take and pocket a candy bar while no one was looking.

Tell on them

Let them go
You lost: $3

You see a group of teens taking turns shooting them back into the cage.

Tell them off

Join them
The crew gains: HP Regen

Keep score

You turn a corner and accidentally knock down a mannequin

Lift it back up
Manager got: HP Regen

Leave it

It’s been a few hours since they’ve moved and they’re blocking the TVs for other customers.

Ask them to move

Stand next to them
Nothing happens. (iirc?)

Stay back
Nothing happens.

“Excuse me, can you help us with this?”

Smack it

Blow on it
Lose ?? HP

Turn it off and on again.
Nothing happens.

You see a customer matching that same description just leave the store.

Call the authorities
Manager is Marked

Ignore

You notice a few things that are off…

Check the doors

Check the register
Nothing happens.

Check the alarm again

You hear a disturbance and hurried footsteps from what seems like the other side of the TV displays.

Put your ear to the wall
Nothing happens.

Increase the volume
Nothing happens.

“If you wanna join, choose your ball”

Choose the Cabbage
Manager got: HP Regen

Choose the Watermelon

Choose the Orange
Manager got: HP Regen

“Um… do you guys have anything different?”

“Nope”
Nothing happens.

Inspect fruit
Nothing happens.

Pick your frozen item!

Choose the Frozen Turkey

Choose the Tub of Ice Cream
Manager got: Nausea

Chose the Bag of Ice

… all of them, including yours are left open…

Check your locker
Nothing happens.

Check your neighbour’s locker

You then find a rather large mess of cabbages.

Examine cabbages
Manager got: Nausea

Clean it all

Looks like someone wants to go BOWLING…

Kick it over

Go Bowling
Nothing happens.

Something in the mirror’s reflection catches your eye…
Starts battle with Trick of the Light which will shatter into Runaway Carts

Something catches your eye…
Starts battle with Trick of the Light which will shatter into a Gray Ghost

There’s a pile of Go-Backs that need to be returned
The crew becomes: Nauseated

You join in the collective People-Watch, and point out the outlandish clientele.

Snake Dude
Manager got: HP Regen

Sweaty Athlete
Manager got: Nausea

Group in Cosplay

The customer is willing to pay for them anyway.

Just give it to them
Manager got: Counter

Their total is $20
Manager got: $20

Their total is $100

You turn to find your hard work undone and scattered on the floor.

Ask your employees about it
Nothing happens.

Roast your employees about it

Do it all again
Manager is Marked

You notice someone leave a bag right at the store entrance.

Take them back inside
Nothing happens.

Dispose of them
Nothing happens.

Your clothes grow heavy with moisture.

Check the thermostat
Nothing happens.

Peel your layers
Manager got: Marked

Open a door

At the risk of staying wet and uncomfortable or breaking some rules during the nightshift, you weigh your options…

Keep your sweaty uniform on
Nothing happens.

Use the clothes from the store
Nothing happens.

You then feel a sudden yank
Starts a battle with Ghosts of Clothes Past

You will gain a random item/effect.

You will get a random item.

You will get a random item/effect

A window suddenly comes up on your screen…
Starts battle with Friendly Reminder

None of them seem to be work-related, but you take a quick look anyway.

WIN $10000 TODAY!
Nothing happens.

Looking for L O V E?
Nothing happens.

Security Alert
Nothing happens.

You debate on how to spend your time before getting back to work.

Treat yourself
Manager got: HP Regen

Take a walk
Manager got: Counter

Surf the web
Manager got: Marked

Y/N

… and smashes into a group of demonstrators.
Manager got: Stunned

… the blood covering their hands, faces, and clothes.
Manager got: Nausea

Manager got: Marked

You are then smothered and trampled on without noticed.
Manager got: -5 HP

“♥♥♥♥, you probably need this more than me…”
Manager got: +1 Cigarette