There is no achievement guide for this game, so I decided to write one. Most of the achievements here are pretty easy, just not very clear where and how to do them.
Completion achievements
Satisfied the ChalkmanGet the tutorial out the way
Self-explanatory.
Don’t Tell Anyone
Find a secret level
You have to find all of them for End of the Road achievement. At some levels there will be hidden ball, like on this picture:
You won’t miss them if you are completing with All-Balls trophy, they count for this.
Just get this ball to the hole and it will follow you at the world map. Search for the level-pole without circle under it, this is secret level, your ball-follower will open it for you. This hidden poles appear only when you come near them, but I found all of them easily, they were almost always right in the way except two:
End of the road
Completed all the levels
Check roadsigns, they show how many uncompleted levels left in the zones, including secret levels. For this achievement you have to complete pub challenges too.
Fifth floor of tower has world map with levels marked on them, but I am not sure how many you need to complete, to access this room.
Touch The Sky
Get to the credits
After completing most of the levels, hole at the top of the tower will open, this hole lead to final boss fight and after defeating boss, you will get to the credits.
Award Hoard 10
Get any ten gold end-of-level awards
Award Hoard 50
Get fifty gold end-of-level awards
Award Hoard 150
Get one hundred and fifty gold end-of-level awards
Award Hoard 360
Get three hundred and sixty gold end-of-level awards
There are 384 rewards in the game and as far as i know, there is no point in collecting all of them, so you have 24 spare ones. Good luck and lots of patience to you.
(If you go to the hard mode world, you can collect 384 hardmode end-of-level rewards there and I am not sure if they sums with normal rewards for this achievement. I completed it before going to the hard mode. I think they don’t, because rewards counter in main menu is separate for hard mode and normal mode, but need confirmation from someone)
Level-specific achievements
It Was An AccidentCarpark gate pot
Bus level. You have to ricochet ball from barrier to the hole.
We All Scream
Got served
Level with ice-cream parlor. You have to push the button and stand under ice-cream row. It will fall on your head and you will get the achievement.
I’ve Got Layers
Russian doll inside all 3 layers
Level with russian dolls. If you stand near two sides of doll, it will layer you. This achievement is a little random, what I did is broke one doll only, kicked freed red ball into the hole and hoped for all three layers to layer me. If two parts of doll get kicked too far away from each other, it’s better just to restart level.
Pest Control
Kill all the seagulls without falling off
Ferris wheel level. There are three seagulls and you actually have to kill without falling only two of them, because achievement is triggered immediately after hitting third bird, so achievement is not very hard.
You DESECRATE the House Of Balls!
Break all the windows
Church level. Windows are broken by going with cue through them, not by hitting with ball. Run around the room holding hit button and you will get achievement.
The Most Ghosts
Ghosts all out without sending one away
Graveyard level. In this level if you hit grave once, ghost will wake up and if you hit it second time, ghost will go back to the grave. You have to wake up all ten ghosts without any of them going back to the grave. Just make ten careful weak hits.
Chivalry Is Dead
Pot a ball during a joust
Knight tournament level. You can mount horse here and push balls with cue-spear. Get ball into the hole this way for the achievement.
Ski Sunday
Gold in skiing
Skiing level, you have to complete track in 29 seconds. It is required for the all-ball trophy here by the way.
Four Minute Mile
Win the race
Stadium level. I won the race by making one good strong shot at the begining which hit all of the runners and after that just finished race by walking.
High Noon
Complete with gun only
Wild West town level. You start with shooting hat and have to finish level using only it. The same required for number of hits trophy here, shooting hat doesn’t count as hits.
Pitch Black
Beat the level without wearing a candle hat
Dark level. Just don’t pick up candle, you can see faces of balls in the darkness and holes are visible too, so not much of a challenge.
Traffic Management
Cause yet another crash
Street with coffee stand level. Hit traffic light to kick red ball out of it and then send green ball to the rails, car crash will happen.
Easy Rider
Finish on your own bike
Bike race level. Don’t worry about losing bike, just kick all red balls normally. Then kick yourself of the bike and you will respawn on your pink bike. Sometimes you can respawn on biker chopper, just kick yourself again. Position yourself under black ball and start pushing him up with your bike. Keep him at the top of the screen and at some point black ball will crash into billboard and you will get the achievement.
Someone’s Got To Clean That Up
Knock over all the toilets
Toilet level. Self-explanatory. Though I completed this achievement in panic mode. One toilet spawned there and after knocking it over I got it.
B Virus Neutralised!
Stop the infection
Complete level with zombies without any of normal balls becoming zombie. Just complete this level:
There is no balls, which can become zombies.
Other Achievements
Pool ProCannon shot pot
You will get this naturally by playing the game, you just have to get ball into the hole by hitting it with other ball, like in the picture:
Amateur Photographer
Find 1 cardboard cutout
Professional Photographer
Collect all carnival cut outs
Wait I Thought We Were Playing Pool?
Under par crazy golf
There is golf level in the north. You have to complete all stages in less than 4:30 and with less than 27 hits. Not hard at all, you have more than enough hits and time.
Riding the Rails
Unlock all the rails
There are 5 rails leading to the central tower, you can unlock 4 of them just by following rails and using from opposite side. But fifth one can be opened only after defeating final boss and watching credits. You will get option to Continue, choose it and you will be able to use rails in boss room.
Soar Like An Eagle
Fly the hang glider
When you unlock fifth floor of tower, you can use glider there to travel across the world.
Don’t Panic!
Get to level 10 of Panic Mode
This is pretty hard one. You can access panic mode in main menu or at the first floor of tower in the game. At the begining you get 30 seconds to push all balls into holes, each ball drops additional time when pocketed, and this time has to be picked up manually by you or by other ball you kicked. When there is three balls left, bonus ball spawns. Bonus ball doesn’t give time by itself, but gives you chance to win 10 additional seconds in pachinko game beetwen stages. When black ball is pocketed, timer stops and if there is some time left on the table, you can safely collect it. At the begining of each stage you get additional time too. With each stage you get less and less additional time from pocketed balls and at the begining of stages, so you have to be very fast and accurate.
Good Luck.
A Proclivity For Hat Thievery
Wear all the hats
(Didn’t complete it yet)
This is hell. If you are playing level with hats, be sure to wear all of them. Keep in mind, if you find hidden disguised ball, they always wear unique disguise hat, so don’t forget to wear it too. In the concert level, hat of black ball turns into hole if fall on the ground, but you can catch it midair and add to your collection.
Touch The Sky Below
Get to the hard credits
(Didn’t complete it either)
Fourth floor of the tower has portal leading to the hardmode world. Hardmode world has same levels as normal world, but with ghost of the boss following you. And if ghost catches you, it kicks you out of the level and you have to start from the begining. You have to unlock final boss here again from the begining and defeat him.