PAYDAY 3 How to Deal with the Lead Guard

WOT? Ya tossers don’t know? When ya do any bloody heist on Overkill mode the ♥♥♥♥ for brains is always there roaming about like he owns the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ place.

He looks like a chauffeur that’s in charge of driving kids from Yank schools with that hat and big kevlar combo!

♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanker loves to make his presence known, he’s challenging the payday gang!
Now if only Dallas would allow me to go loud i’d ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plant one right between his eyes and go for a pint at the end of the day.

One of the skills ya can grab for going stealth is called “Glitch protocol”.
It’s in the Hacker tree and ya can use it to mess up the tossers pagers for a fiver of seconds.
I don’t know how it works, that brilliant sweet asian-looking lass from the gang gave it to us.

You can take that chance to toss a microcamera right on that basturd’s neck! Then get the ♥♥♥♥ out of there if you’re not on a public area cause the wanker will detect you anyway ya daft cont!

Now you can just press the Microcam button, (PRESS IT, not hold it, ya idiot sandwich) and you can watch where the basturd goes around anytime.

This is very important because even if you memorize his pathing, he changes pathing on some heists everytime you complete a new objective.

YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WANKERS, YOU NEED TO SEE WHERE HE’S GOING, NOT WHERE HE’S BEEN!
YES I KNOW YOU CAN SPIN THE BLOODY THING BUT IF YOU PUT IT ON HIS ASS THE FIRST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THING YOU’LL SEE IS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CONT TAKING A CRAPPER SOMEWHERE YOU DISGUSTING WANKERS!

I’m joking lads, yes you can toss it on his back, I just find it much easier to have it on his front so you can quickly see where he’s looking at without having to spin the camera all the time like a wazzock.

WANKERS! NOW THIS IS MY FAVORITE STEALTH APPROACH.

CHAINS TAUGHT ME HOW TO ANSWER THE BLOODY PAGER WHILE CHOKING THE SORRY LIFE OUT OF WANKER GUARDS AND GUESS WHAT

THIS CAUSES THE BLOODY THING TO STOP GOING OFF! YOU ONLY WASTE ONE PAGER.

ALL YOU NEED IS THIS TRAINING OVER HERE:

Appearently this isn’t one of those “glitch” things Joy keeps talking about either.
The tossers at Starbreeze said in an interview that some of the skills were meant to surpass the challenges put into some of the difficulties.

So until they patch, if the bloody wankers ever do – that is, it’s a feature!

UNTIL THE WANKERS AT STARBREEZE DECIDE TO RELEASE NEW HEISTS WITH “STEALTH ONLY” FUNNY BUSINESS, ALL OF THE HEISTS CAN BE DONE LOUD

PUT ONE RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF THIS WANKER LIKE ALL THE HEISTING GODS INTENDED.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAFT ♥♥♥♥ PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥♥ I HATE THAT BASTARD

Warning, forcing loud by your own will cause Dallas to be a complaining numpty dipstick on ye ear throughout the whole heist though.

How many Medic bags that bonkers lad need anyway?