Garry’s Mod: DarkRP Guide

Well. If you are new to DarkRP and thought this was REALLY going to be a serious guide, dude. You got baited.

Now, i am going to have to present you the requirements to play:

A MP3 player (or whatever you want to use to play a earrape song)
A really HORRIBLE microphone
A low-end PC
A server that has rp_downtown as map
Good knowledge of the rules (Otherwise, how are you going to break them all?)

Now, now. It seems you’ve got the requirements, so you are ready to play huh?

Firstly, join the server you have chosen, wait for the eternal loading to end, and pick a Police Officer job (The more and better weapons it has, the more fun you will have).

Then, pick your MP3 player or anything you had chosen to play a earrape song, and play the song while pressing X to open your microphone, and have everyone to hear the beatiful masterpiece you choose. (All-Star – Smashmouth is recommended)

Lastly, if someone tells that they are going to call an admin, use the best weapon you have and shoot them right in the face. Do it as many times as necessary, this will convert them into your side.

It seems you have reached the end of this guide. If you had learned something, leave a like, comment down below and see you later.