BDSM is the first satirical action RPG where you get to play Lou, Satan’s son! Get some booze, kill the traitors, save Hell and rescue the hottest demoness from the clutches of those nasty people and mega-corporations! here is a list & guide for the achievements.
Tactical Achievements
Fart of destiny
Defeat 30 enemies with dash
Sheriff
Defeat 50 enemies with a revolver
Redneck
Defeat 50 enemies with a shotgun
For mother Russia
Defeat 100 enemies with AK 47
Burst out laughing
Blow up 5 enemies with one grenade (AK 47 alt attack)
Gunner
Defeat 100 enemies with a bazooka shot
Dracarys
Defeat 100 enemies with Soulgun
Destructor
Defeat 100 enemies with BFG
Psychopath
Use rage 20 times
Big Bada Boom
Blow up 50 barrels
Demoman
Defeat 10 enemies by blasting a barrel
Vandal
Blow up 20 vending machines. Use the AK47’s secondary fire to blow them up.
Reaper
Defeat 15 enemies in 3 seconds. Best done while in Rage.
Summoner
Summon 20 imps with magic
Lazy commander
Defeat 30 enemies with minions
Bad guide
Defeat 30 tourists. They resemble Peter Griffin (The Family Guy) and Eric Cartman (South Park)
Healthy food
Defeat 100 burgers
Butcher
Defeat 500 enemies. Notice how these guys look like The Doom Guy.
Fan
Spend 3 hours fighting
Ability Achievements
Greedy-pants
Collect 100.000 coins
Swanky
Spend 100 grand
Shopaholic
Buy 5 abilities in store
Armed to the teeth
Max out the ammo bar
Healthy as a Demon
Max out your HP bar
Bartender
Max out the bottle bar
Teetotaler
Don’t use bottles during one level
Off the hinges
Open 20 doors
Phoenix
Rise from the dead
Other Achievements
Hero
Complete “Save our bones” quest. Free The 5 Imps. Start by talking to Jimbo, then a second unnamed imp, Big Boi, Mooky, and Harry Appl♥♥♥♥♥ in the first level.
Love is Blind
Complete “Love is Blind” quest. Talk to Imp Brad to start quest to free Angelica. Kill the kidnappers. Then talk to Angelica and choose your options.
Hell’s cook
Complete “Steak from Hell” quest. Talk to Ricky in the Kitchen on level 2 and collect the three ingredients in the kitchen: steaks, pepper vodka, and mustard.
*Next Quest Is For Cindy The Succubus see below Satan’s little helper
Alpha male
Complete the quest with Mort’s girlfriend. This is in the first chapter of the Mexican Day of the Dead style map. Mort is the flaming skull and his wife Cumchita. All you have to do is bang her.
Metal Gear Pony
Complete Metal Gear Pony quest. Talk to Oily-Dew (My Little Pony) a Nazi Pony. Head south east across the bridge and talk to Hoarder. Kill him to retrieve her stuff then return it to her.
Magic ♥♥♥♥
Complete Soldier of Fate the Infector quest. Help Dr. Salama and Gremist by curing them. Then find soldier of fate in the south east room at the cross intersection and talk to him then kill him.
Apprentice
Complete Back to School quest. Talk to Miss Hurley and answer her 5 questions. The answers are BDSM stands for Bondage, Discipline, and Sadomasochism. The average size of a male human’s package is 5 Inches. Genghis Khan has had sex with the most people. A pig has the longest ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Santa Clause has a big sack because he only comes once a year.
*Although not an achievement, it would be remiss to not mention Not Hitler here, don’t worry, he’s Not Hitler.
15 minutes of fame
Complete the Interview quest. Talk to Elmira Peppercorn, who resembles April O’Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) and answer her questions. There’s no right/wrong answer.
Satan’s little helper
Complete all quests. This includes the one with Cindy the Succubus found at the end of chapter 1 after riding the elevator up to it’s top. Talk to Cindy and push all the three boobed buttons on the map. Then call the boss to the beginning area where the elevator is by hitting the three breasted statue, then fight the boss and return to Cindy. There is no specific achievement related to this individual side quest. Use your map to find where all the boob buttons are located at after talking with Cindy the Succubus. It’s the easiest way to find them.
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