For Destroy All Humans! 2 – Reprobed players who are collecting achievements, this is a complete guide for getting all achievements in game, let’s check it out.
Story Achievements
Rock of the BayInvade Bay CityStory related, cannot be missed.
Bodied SattvaDestroy a tool in Bay CityStory related, cannot be missed.
Cult FollowingComplete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred CrotchStory related, cannot be missed.
Lie Back and Think of AlbionInvade AlbionStory related, cannot be missed.
Freshly SqueezedDestroy a dastardly double agent in AlbionStory related, cannot be missed.
Die NastyDestroy a majestic presence in AlbionStory related, cannot be missed.
I Look Up As I Walk to TakoshimaInvade TakoshimaStory related, cannot be missed.
KaijuicedDestroy a familiar-looking monster in TakoshimaStory related, cannot be missed.
The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska!Invade TunguskaStory related, cannot be missed.
Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battleStory related, cannot be missed.
Fly Me to the Moon BaseInvade SolarisStory related, cannot be missed.
Lobster BlisqueDestroy the crab behind the curtainStory related, cannot be missed.
Upgrade Achievements
Shop Til They DropUpgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zoneUpgrade Crypto at any saucer landing zone.
Pimp My RaidUpgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zoneUpgrade your saucer at any saucer landing zone.
UpgreatestUse a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox MartYou’ll have the option to purchase these upgrades in the Pox Mart as you progress through the game.
Ultimate SmoothieUnlock all Gene Blender upgradesUnlock all Gene Blender upgrades at any saucer landing zone.
Collection Achievements
Earthly PleasuresRifle through your Furonigami collectionIn the menu, navigate to the center left tab “Furonigami” and look through any of the options.
Arty FactsCollect all Alien ArtifactsWait until you have unlocked the Proximity Detector and after beating the game before going for collectibles. It will ping when close to one. More information on locations coming soon.
Gotta Catch All the Pop ArtCollect all postersWait until you have unlocked the Proximity Detector and after beating the game before going for collectibles. It will ping when close to one. More information on locations coming soon.
This Is Earth RadioCollect all songsWait until you have unlocked the Proximity Detector and after beating the game before going for collectibles. It will ping when close to one. More information on locations coming soon.
Toilet BreakDemolish a public toilet on each mapDescription coming soon
Hidden Human Hive HarvestUse your saucer’s weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each mapDescription coming soon
S.K.A.T.E. Achievements
If You Know What I MeanS.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruptionYou’ll want to get a few upgrades in the dash ability to make this achievement easier to complete. This location is at Bay City and is earned by using S.K.A.T.E. from the base of the hill to the right of Coit Tower to the front door of the building at the top.
To Russia With LoveS.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruptionThe next location is in Albion and you’ll want to start from the street near Big Ben and S.K.A.T.E. to the Russian embassy.
Path of the FuronS.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruptionThis location is in Takosima and you need to S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption. You want to start from the very back of the temple.
Trans-Siberian ExpressS.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruptionThis location is in Tunguska and you want to go to the North West of the map. Find the end of the train tracks and S.K.A.T.E. along them until the achievement pops. Should take about 90 seconds.
Steezy Down the SpineS.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base’s entrance without interruptionThis location is in Solaris and you want to start at the North Blisk Base on the West side of the map. S.K.A.T.E. out of this dome into the seconds and continue straight out. Go down the bridge and take the first left. Continue until you make it into the moon base.
DustedOutrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.Blisk Spores appear out of creatures if you probe or kill them. Simply S.K.A.T.E. around one until the achievement pops.
Misc Achievements
Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zoneUse the Holopoxdeck and any saucer landing zone to replay a mission.
Mash MachineAccelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean itMash the action button while in an animation for Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain.
YettisonedDestroy a crusty old cryptid in TunguskaThis will unlock after eliminating the “Yeti” as part of the Odd Job mission “The Abominable Yeti”.
DeincarnatedDestroy a washed-up scammer in TakoshimaThis unlocks during “Shearing the Llama” after finishing all Odd Job missions in Tunguska and all Arkvoodle missions. Then, return to Takoshima and talk to the Black Ninja clan. The achievement unlocks after the mission.
Perfect ProbulatorScore three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a rowPress the action button at the perfect time while probing humans 3 times in a row.
Ducks in a Row, Fish in a BarrelLine up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawlingSimply line up three humans using the Dislocator then press the action button to send them sprawling.
Furon FashionTry out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning ChamberChange the appearance of Crypto in the main menu tab second from the right.
Arkvoodle DoodleSummon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weaponYou need to complete all Arkvoodle’s missions on all maps. They will be marked on your in game map.
Transmitting From Sol-3Phone homeThis unlocks after completing the Odd Job mission “I Left My Parts in San Fran…Err, Bay City” in Bay City.
Forbidden DonutThrow a cop through a donut with PKUse PK to pick up a cop and throw him through the donut in Bay City. The shop is located to the South East of the first saucer landing zone in Bay City.
Albion Bridge Is for Falling DownDrop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PKUse PK to bring a human to the top of Albion Bridge in Albion and then drop him.
Higher Than the Futen ZokuAscend Takoshima TowerClimb the red tower in the middle of Takoshima City as high as you can. When unable to climb higher, shoot the Ion Detonator at your feet. Then jump and detonate the ion and it should send you high enough to reach the top of the tower.
Ouch of Body ExperienceKill a reincarnated guru with his own bodyYou need to finish all Odd Job missions in Tunguska and all Arkvoodle missions first. Then, return to Takoshima and talk to the Black Ninja clan. During this mission, you have to kill one of the reincarnations of Shama Llama using a body of a Shama Llama you’ve killed before.
PK Slam DunkFind the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK SlamGo for this while replaying a mission with invincibility on. The basketball is hanging from one of the branches of the tree in the middle of the golf course. After collecting it, S.K.A.T.E. to the hoop. Now just pass the ball through the hoop using PK Slam (ball should be yellow). If you lose the ball and can’t retrieve it, travel to another planet then back to Solaris to respawn it.

Against All OddsComplete all odd jobsAll odd jobs are marked on the map.
The Optional MandateComplete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)Use the Holopoxdeck to replay any mission you didn’t complete the bonus objectives for.