Lancelot’s Hangover – Full Walkthrough and Achievements

Welcome to Lancelot’s Hangover, and thanks for supporting indie adventure games like this one.

This walkthrough will help you if you truly get stuck. It’s not a very challenging game, but there are a handful of puzzles that require some logical leaps.

The achievements are pretty easy as well, most will unlock automatically. There are only four that are missable, I believe.

• At some point, you will find a book that helps with some of the game’s puzzles. There is an achievement for reading all entries in the book.
• Not long after finding the book, you will craft a glowing-blue medicine. Before you use this medicine to solve a puzzle in a forest, make sure to use it on the nearby fountain. (This is the easiest one to miss).
• At some point, you will enter a castle. One of the rooms in this castle is near impossible to miss, but I think it is technically optional. The achievement is for entering this room.
• Finally, make sure to watch the (very long) credits all the way to the end.

Enjoy the opening scenes, and have a very serious meeting with God. We must find the Holy Grail.

We are dumped out into France and earn an achievement, just for making it this far. We have a bunch of places to explore, so feel free to poke around, but there’s not much to do in any of them yet. In fact, God will become quite irate if you keep ignoring his request. When you are ready, head to RedemptionLand in the south of France.

Speak to the guard at the gate. He will not let us in. We need to get rid of everyone in line, so speak to everyone else to see what their deal is. Grab the BARRIER POLE and ROPE.

Look around the rest of the area. Note the sticky urchins and the stinky trash. Speak to Mr. Hug-A-Leper a few times, but he wants some adult literature before he will do his job.

Look at the FLYER in your inventory and notice there is an ad for organic food on the back. Note that Suzette *really* likes organic food. Speak to her, and Anus Severus drops his bible. Quickly pick it up, and read it in your inventory. He has ADULT LITERATURE in there.

Give the Adult Literature to the Hug-A-Leper dude and take the BIG HEAD. Use the big head on yourself to wear it, and speak to the couple at the front of the line. They leave. Collect the DEFLATED BALLOON.

Next, USE the organic flyer with the bible and return the bible to the priest. The flyer falls out. Get the bible and flyer again. Give the flyer to the children, and they get it all sticky. Place the sticky flyer back in the bible and return it once again. The priest and nun leave.

Finally, inflate the balloon using the toxic trash fumes, and give it to the tourists. They leave. We automatically enter RedemptionLand!

Head to the CASTLE and speak with the guards. To enter, we need to dress like a saint, fight like a saint, and act like a saint. Take the REED.

Next, head to Splash’o’Baptiste. The vendor here will sell Sinless Certificates for a large amount of money. The tourists here give the DEFLATED BALLOON back. The sword here is phony.

Feel free to have a ride on the raft in the other location here. The information here will be important later. After that, leave, and head to the consanguinity-free typical village.

There is a man here with interesting plants. He needs water. There is also a witch here. Speak to everyone in the Witch’s area for some more leads, and fill your balloon with TOXIC SMOKE from the fire.

Head back to the map and head to the Broceliande forest. Use the SMOKE on the beehive to get WAX. Also, speak with the man here for a quiz. The answers are in the raft area of the amusement park. I have copied the info here:

• Applesauce with the Apple Eve Gave to Adam – makes 50 pounds of applesauce! Prevented Noah and Family from dying of Scurvy.
• Sanitary Napkin of the Holy Virgin – Made of clay from the red sea – 427% more absorbent than the holy shroud!
• Finger Bowl from the Last Meal of Hipster Jesus – 3 apostles left ingrown toenails in it!
• Nails used to crucify Hipster Jesus – 100% stainless – no rust, no tetanus or your money back! Payable in 3 installments.
• Beard of St. Theresa – Won the Iron Man in 1205 and killed 15,000 vikings in Normandy.

Have a go at the forest, but we will get lost.

Next, head to the almost-plague free village and speak to the mime and bear here. Look at the HELP WANTED sign and head into the gay club.

In here, speak to everyone. Take some FEM&Ms from the bowl and the TANKARD. We need to get rid of the rats. Make sure to keep talking until you learn about the pan-flute. Go outside and fill the tankard from the fountain.

Next, go back to the other village. In the area with the witch, use the WAX on yourself. You get a KEY. In the area with the farmer, use the WATER on the plants for an INTERESTING PLANT. Also, cut the ROPE and the REEDS using the axe here, and combine to make a pan-flute.

With KEY in hand, head to the locked door in the town with the fountain. Drop the pan-flute off with the mime. You eventually get a ton of cash. Enter the locked door. Take the MORTAR AND PESTLE from the table and a BIDET from a cabinet. You can use the METAL POLE to break the lock on the other cabinet to get a BOOK.

There is an achievement for reading every entry in the book (we are missing a page right now) but you need to read the bit about the Smurfette drug. Put the BIDET at the end of the machine. Crush your FEM&M’s with the mortar and pestle, load them into the machine, and repeat with your interesting plant. NOTE: there is another missable achievement here; dump this mixture into the fountain to grab it.

Back at RedemptionLand, buy the sinless certificate and enter the castle.

Go upstairs and check out the board of directors meeting room, and then go upstairs again to see the prayer factory. The grail is in the locked safe. Take some GLUTEN FREE BREAD and a CANDLE.

Back downstairs, enter the door to the left. There is a small puzzle here, hit the left and right switches to advance. Take the WINE from the table, and then stand under the chandelier and eat the BREAD to get a key. Also, use the CANDLE on the toupee to the right to get some waxy hair.

Next, enter the door on the right and speak to everyone here. Grab the MISSING PAGE of your book from the shelf and put it in your book.

Finally, head through the door in the center. Use the CANDLE to see. Drink the WINE and you will notice some changes to your body. While drunk, read the book to see what it says. Also, use the HAIR on yourself and speak to the nuns for a KEY.

With both keys and the code, we can now open the safe on the top floor.

Enter the safe and speak to the knight. We need to mix a drink. The code for the drink is in our book. Mix the green and red booze in the mixer to get yellow booze. Add the booze in this order: GREEN, RED, YELLOW, BLUE.

Speak to everyone. Head up and pick up the traffic cone. Give it to the gentleman with the trumpet. Next, click the weight to get some cannonballs. Adjust the cannonballs a few times, and then use the crane. Keep clicking, and eventually the angel will climb up to the grail.

Now, we need to get back to England. Go to the area in the far north and speak to everyone.

Head to the village in the south, and find a BUCKET. Next, go to the town and fill your bucket with water from the fountain.

Head into the bar and pick up some olives. Eat them for a TOOTHPICK.

Head back to the lab. Use the TOOTHPICK with the electric device. Place this electric toothpick in the bucket of water for a COMPASS.

Return to the north and get on the boat.

Eventually, you will meet Hipster Jesus, and will have a second chance to craft a cocktail for the Grail. This time, you need to go in reverse order. Once again, mix the green and red booze for yellow booze. Then, add them in this order: BLUE, RED, YELLOW, GREEN.

Congrats on finishing the game, but make sure to stick around through the credits for the last achievement!