This is a guide on how to get to all of the endings of this game. The guide consists of nothing but the choices required for each individual achievement. I have created this guide purely for those who may have eventually gotten stuck and were unable to find a certain ending. This guide will likewise help with getting all of the achievements, as besides the endings tied with the achievements, I will not be discussing any alternative endings.
C.R.E.A.M.
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Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
The Killing of a Japanese Bookie
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Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Run after the creepy stranger
I’m bouncing, whoop, whoop
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Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
Go inside Titanik
Sit at the bar
Nah, the night is young
– check out the VIP-room
(Basically any ending with you trying to get into the VIP lounge will get you this achievement)
BE3NOGUM
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Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
Go inside Titanik
Let the taxi drive you home
Money can buy happiness
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Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
Go inside Titanik
Sit at the bar
Nah, the night is young
– check out the VIP-room
Svergie, mon amour
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Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
Go inside Titanik
Check out the VIP-room
(Not so) happily ever after
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No, I’d like to go for a swim
Go inside Titanik with Rita
Go to Tara’s place
Try to console Tara
Despite all my rage…
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No, I’d like to go for a swim
Keep walking to the station
I’m not a killer BUT
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Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Prove the world your nobility and leave Rita the wallet hoping that a creepy quasi-old man would come to collect it
Straight up give her the address
1312
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No, I’d like to go for a swim
Go inside the Titanik with Rita
Continue on your merry way to the metro station
Just like Dark Souls!
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Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Prove the world your nobility and leave Rita the wallet hoping that a creepy quasi-old man would come to collect it
Be a man and play coy a bit before giving her your address
Killing in the name of
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No, I’d like to go for a swim
Go inside Titanik with Rita
Go to Tara’s place
Get dressed
And I cried mercy
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Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
Go inside Titanik
Check out the VIP-room
Beg for mercy
Thanks to Emperor Grug #FixTF2 for their excellent guide; all credit belongs to their effort. If this guide helps you, please support and rate it here. Enjoy the game.