This is a guide on how to get to all of the endings of this game. The guide consists of nothing but the choices required for each individual achievement. I have created this guide purely for those who may have eventually gotten stuck and were unable to find a certain ending. This guide will likewise help with getting all of the achievements, as besides the endings tied with the achievements, I will not be discussing any alternative endings.
C.R.E.A.M.
Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
The Killing of a Japanese Bookie
Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Run after the creepy stranger
I’m bouncing, whoop, whoop
Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
Go inside Titanik
Sit at the bar
Nah, the night is young
– check out the VIP-room
(Basically any ending with you trying to get into the VIP lounge will get you this achievement)
BE3NOGUM
Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
Go inside Titanik
Let the taxi drive you home
Money can buy happiness
Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
Go inside Titanik
Sit at the bar
Nah, the night is young
– check out the VIP-room
Svergie, mon amour
Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
Go inside Titanik
Check out the VIP-room
(Not so) happily ever after
No, I’d like to go for a swim
Go inside Titanik with Rita
Go to Tara’s place
Try to console Tara
Despite all my rage…
No, I’d like to go for a swim
Keep walking to the station
I’m not a killer BUT
Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Prove the world your nobility and leave Rita the wallet hoping that a creepy quasi-old man would come to collect it
Straight up give her the address
1312
No, I’d like to go for a swim
Go inside the Titanik with Rita
Continue on your merry way to the metro station
Just like Dark Souls!
Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Prove the world your nobility and leave Rita the wallet hoping that a creepy quasi-old man would come to collect it
Be a man and play coy a bit before giving her your address
Killing in the name of
No, I’d like to go for a swim
Go inside Titanik with Rita
Go to Tara’s place
Get dressed
And I cried mercy
Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
Keep the wallet
Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
Go inside Titanik
Check out the VIP-room
Beg for mercy
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