Breathedge 100% Achievement Guide

BDSM fan club
Ah yes, I should have my Membershipcard somewhere here, but lets focus on the game.

The game forces you to spit on the talking coffin the first time. After that you can tell him what you know or keep spitting on him. We all know that you like pain so you naturally spit on him at least 3 times. After that you can still spit on him for your own enjoyment.

At the very start of the game pick up the gum and stop the leak with it.

Concussion

After you craft a for your pleasure survival very relevant item, you can hit yourself a few (3) times with it so you come to your right mind again and receive an achievement.

Sherlock

After you start exploring the Area around your starting home, you will notice a pink hull with some pink lights under you. You will find there a Man of taste pervert, who died. Just pick up everything there (hammer, condom, note on the Table) and the Achievement is yours.

Artist
I was once a Dickcasso myself. My Notebook was full of glorious Art and I always received D Grades A Grades in Art Class.

Find the 3 visually improved mannequins that are left of your shuttle next to the TV that crushed the Gamers and click on them.

Small Puffs of Gas
While I am not sure if the boosters help you fart stronger or just harvest you for your precious gas, but I definitely know that they are making you faster.

You can find your first booster (Schawarma) on the toilet in the down right direction of your ship. You will get the Achievement over time and you will exceed the required 5 minutes by about 420 minutes by the end of the game.

Chicken Dielectric
Getting an electric shock is dangerous. To prevent yourself from getting in danger, you should torment your handy immortal chicken instead.

Just neutralize 3 electric spots with your Chicken. Don’t worry, it probably doesn’t feel pain.

Multilayer
While I couldn’t find any skid marks, wearing used underwear isn’t recommended by me. However, to survive every layer of clothing is important.

Just pick up the Underwear at the storage department located behind your ship. It’s hidden a bit behind the Asteroid where the destroyable cardboxes are.

Smuggler

When you move towards the giant big orange paint area you will find there a ship with a fridge safe. Under the safe area we find the eye to open the safe and “borrow” the contents.

After opening 20 Coffins you can officially be called a Hacker, congratulations! You may need to fly back to the Chapter 1 Area to find enough coffins to open.

Trust me, I am an engineer
As an engineer myself I can confirm that you only need an ID-Card with your Photo to get an engineer. You definitely don’t need coffee, sleepless nights, tears and despair to achieve this goal.

You can find the ID-Card on a Table next to the dead Comradnaut in the engineering shuttle used as a battering ram at the end of the Duct Tape Tunnel.

The Power of the Unicorn

After you collect the dispenser blueprint (same room as ID-Card) and scan the Airlock of the Ship, you have to go craft the dispenser and take the materials required to build the Airlock. After you then repair the Airlock you will get the Achievement.

Heroic Deed

After a while you will find an Area full of Anti Asteroid Turrets. Your suit will warn you. Next to each Turret there will be a console to disable the Turrets. After disabling them you can take their power cells (on the turrets) and activate the BFG Knight Gun to destroy the armored module.

Sharpshooter

While I am sure you could miss the Achievement if you are a retarded peaceful player, I am sure you won’t. Just make 100 times pew pew and the Achievement belongs to you. You can find the Blueprint for the Weapon in the Armored Module (it’s a melted blaster)

Pollutionist

With your shiny new Blaster you should practice a bit first. I recommend using the Garbage Collecting Robots, because Humans have to destroy everything that’s good in life. You can find 3-4 of these Garbage collecting Robots next to the Knight Gun and the other 6-7 Robots in the Duct Tape Tunnel. Just kill 10-12 of these innocent little WALL-E’s and the achievement is yours. Be aware that they respawn (not a tragedy) and that you should do this in one session.

Psychiatrist

A little bit above the Asteroid Belt you can find a small broken module on a Asteroid edge. Collect the Tea Set and the Letter in that Area and the Achievement will be yours and you’ll get a shiny new Psychiatrist License (They aren’t worth much anyways).

Almost served

A little bit above the Tea Party you will find the Military Module. Please be careful with the Violent Thugs Police Robots and try to scan a Comradnaut with an Army Suit. After you craft and put on the Suit go to the entrance of the Module and get inside (Robots will attack you in Military Suit too).

Butt Hurt

From the military module, if you go down and towards the exploded Core in the Background you will find a Space ship covered in Mayo…sure…lets say Mayo. You will have to scan and replace the Thrusters and go inside the Ship (entrance hidden in the “Mayo”). There you will have to start the Centrifuge again. Craft the tool and insert it into the right place.

Electronic

When you find the EMP Blueprint, craft some a lot of EMP Grenades. You will need 6 and another 3 for a different achievement (+2-3 because you suck at throwing) =12 and disable the electric cores that are scattered around the Area with the big Turbines. Its a very good Idea to craft the Electrical Engineering Suit as well.

Bandit

Time to take revenge on the Cops for taking our weed and beating us up. First shoot the Policebots with your Blaster until they are disabled and then throw an EMP Grenade on them so they are gone FOREVER. Repeat 3 times until the Achievements pops up.

Shephard

Near the Biomodule (not far away from the EMP-Blueprint) you will find a lot of Cow-based Products. Apart from that there will be a flying Cow in a Space Suit. Who put it in the Suit and who crafted it? I don’t know but I know you have to scan this Cow for the Achievement.

Vacuum Cleaner

After you craft yourself a Station, you have to craft a transport module and find the Hangar doors in the Turret Area. The Blueprint for the Cleaner can be researched or found in the modules (they are pretty obvious if you pay Attention while inside the different stations).
On the placed hangar doors you can then craft yourself a Vacuum Cleaner. Congrats, the Achievement is yours (please contact the Nobel Institute if you know how a Vacuum Cleaner works in the Vacuum).

Driver
A Masterpiece of Breathedge Engineering. Durable, Robust and can be repaired with a Hammer: The ZAZ-1 is the Space Car of Tomorrow.

Contrary to the Vacuum Cleaner you have to find the Blueprints here. They are located in 3 Spots. After that you have to build the Car on the same plattform as your Vacuum Cleaner and drive it:

Dodger

A very fun and entertaining Achievement (not). You have to fly through all the Rings in this Area which includes the moltenstone rings, normal stone rings and the metal rings where the Turbines are. You have to fly through 25 of the 30 Rings to get the Achievement.
Here are some Pictures for Orientation:

Coffin Counter

After you lowered the Radiation and reached the Blue Ship (Normandie) there will be a lot of broken coffins scattered around. Find and fly to each of the coffins and listen to the Monologue of your Suit. There are 10 or 11 in total.

Here are a few Spots, I am sure you’ll manage to find all of them:

Complete Chapter 2
After you repair the Normandy you will be awarded with this Achievement.

After you reach the Captains Bridge in Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 starts, you will be given the unique Oppertunity to interogate your Suit AI with a Drill. Just keep trying to drill yourself with the Drill and after the 4th or 5th time you will win the Darwin Award (you won’t lose your progress so no need to make a save).

A Contributor to the Industry

After you learn how to open coffins and craft the required tool you will get a Question after the third opened coffin: Did you pirate the game or is it licensed?
As we all know you belong to the glorious Army of Gaben our Lord and Saviour and you bought at least a Key for the steam version. So click on Yes my game is licensed and receive your glorious Achievement with an Autograph by Gaben (Autograph not included please contact Gaben under [email protected] for an Autograph)

Destructor

While there are two of these doors in Chapter two, I recommend you do this Achievement on the first Door. At the end of the Duct Tape Tunnel there will be this big Ship, where you need to replace the Airlock. If you go through the Station there will be a closed Door next to the Communications Unit. SLAM THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF IT! Show this little door who the real Daddy is.
Important Note: Don’t pick up the engineering ID in the same room where you pick up the Dispenser, before you destroy the door.

Mutagen

After blowing up the Locks of the Bio-Module there will be a lot of Glass Containers with “cute” little Cow Hybrids in green sauce. Scan 3 of them before you do the next Achievement.

A rebel

After you went through the Bio-Module and prepared everything you will be able to press some Buttons. When given the choice, press the red button. You wont miss anything cool by pressing the red button I promise.

A Persistant One

When you reach the Normandy (the blue ship) go to the Steering Wheel and press Start a few times until the Achievement pops. You have to do it before you repair the Ship completely. If you missed this you can still do the Achievement after you are getting slammed into the repair station at the start of Chapter 3 Chapter 4.

Anyway, you get the Achievement for the Chapter 3 Achievement right after the Chapter 2 Achievement.

Cartographer

After you jump through the Warp, turn around and fly towards the exploded core. After some time your AI will tell you to open the Map. Do that and enjoy your great cartography skills.

Machine Gunner

After your Ship gets taped up by my ex-girlfriend the crazy AI you will be able to use your Ship’s Guns. Fortunately right in front of you there will be some Targets and a Coffinbot Station to try out your new Babies. Destroy the Coffins and watch out for your health (A Repair station is nearby).

Undertaker
Do your Part to clean out the Galaxy. Destroy Coffins for a better Universe. Because the biggest Threat to Humanity are dead Bodies with Blasters.

Destroy 10 or so Coffins to get the Achievement. Pretty easy and you’re almost guaranteed to get it.

Mumbo Jumbo
While I am sure you didn’t know you got tricked until the very end, it was pretty obvious from the start wasn’t it?

Next to the first Coffin Station and the Cryo Repairshop your suit will tell you about a Teleporter. Go to it and follow the Instructions of your Suit, until you earn both the Achievement and a deep sense of internal disgrace for being so stupid.

A Menace to Cows

While flying through Space you will eventually find the Dome and not far away from the Dome there will be an exploded Station with cows in space. You know what you have to do. Shoot all the cows to dust, because what have they ever done to us? Chicken is more delicious anyway.

Toucher

We all love touching Trees. Fortunately in the Dome there will be a lot of Trees to touch. When you’ve touched about half of all the trees you will get the Achievement.

Think with your own head

We are all completionists, so we don’t stop when we’re only halfway. Touch all the Trees. Even after you’ve received the Achievement. I recommend to touch the 3-4 remaining trees. Just because you can.

The right Choice
One of the buttons is the correct one. Press the left Button. The Right Button…no wait it’s the left I am sure. You know what, press both buttons at the same time.

While in the cryo station you will be given the choice to press one of two buttons. Press any Button (left or right Mouse) to get this Achievement.

Big machine Gun

Your Machine Gun can be leveled by destroying Coffins and Turrets. Destroy enough of them to reach Level 4. The Coffins keep respawning endlessly until you destroy the Coffinspacestation.

Ice Breaker
You can’t have enough Ice for your delicious Cocktails. ♥♥♥♥ climate change. It isn’t real in Space anyway.

Near the Cryo station there will be Ice Balls that you can destroy with your Guns. Search for and destroy them. There are a few more a bit later in the Map so don’t worry if you don’t get the Achievement instantly.

Auto Repair Shop

There are three Repair Shops in Total: one next to the Crazy AI, one next to the Cryo Station and the last one near the Jumpportal (the real one). Repair your Ship 10 times to receive this Achievement. You don’t have to repair it fully each time.

Competitor
The only one who breaks repairs Stuff is you. No one else! Destroy those inhuman Repairbots. Who do they think they are? Mechanics?

There are Robots located in 4 different Locations: the 3 Repair shops and one of the Coffin Stations. Please refer to the Pictures below:

Careful Driver

Search for a Pipe large enough to fit your ship in and drive in Circles until you get enough Damage to receive this Achievement. Only received damage by crashing counts! Please do not show this Achievement to your Car Insurance Company otherwise you won’t be able to afford your Insurance anymore.

Airlock Master!
Contrary to what the Achievement picture suggests, you won’t have to perform any actual sexual activities.

To dock to different Stations (military, Cryo, etc.) you will need to dock to them by holding right Mouse. Do this 10 Times in total (can be the same Station) and you will receive the Achievement. Breathedge recommends extensive usage of lubricant.

Pew-Pew!
Stupid Anti Asteroid Turrets ruining your day by shooting at you without reason.

While you could only disable them in Chapter 2, now you can destroy them with your Blaster. There are 4 in the unknown (military) Module, 5 at the Bow docking Airlock and a few more at the Warpstation. Destroy all of them to receive your Achievement.

Saboteur

To stop the endless Flood of dead Bodies with Blasters flying towards you, you have to destroy the 3 Coffinbot Stations scattered around Chapter 4. When you destroy all 3 of them, the Achievement is yours.

Sir, no Sir!

When destroying the Coffins, some of the Coffins will have small red Arrows around them. These are the Generals! Destroy them and the Army will probably be even more efficient because Generals are only good for shouting at you and smoking Cigars.

After you free yourself from your Cell, you will need to go out for a space walk. Check the Windshield of your blue Space Ship. There you will find a connoisseur a perverted Coffin that wears your Underpants. As compensation for this traumatic event you will receive an Achievement.

The Breathtaking
Wake up Comradnaut, we have a Station to destroy! While Johnny Silverhand would approve of the destruction of Breathedge, we unfortunately won’t get to meet Keanu Reeves. This Fact alone almost made me write a negative Review for this Game.

Anyway, in the Final Boss Fight there will be a lot of Coffins shooting at you from above. Destroy 10 of them to receive the Achievement. They will keep respawning and you will need about 20-30 shots per Coffin. Take enough Medkits and Blasters with you (8-9 Blasters and 5-6+ Medkits, you will find some on the way). Receive your Achievement right after you destroy the 10th Coffin.

Wasted!

You did it. You managed to finish the Game.